“I feel like today should be a perfect Meatball day... Let's just get wastey-pants!”

“I think the biggest misconception about me is people really don't know who I really am. They see the party side of me, they see the crazy side of me. But I also have a laid-back side. You know, I'm chill, down to earth. If you want to grab a cup of coffee and just talk about life, I can do that.”

“I'll always be this crazy, fun person, but when it's time to get married, I'm going to be an amazing wife.”

“I feel like today should be a perfect Meatball day... Let's just get wastey-pants!”

“so this crow comes and it starts quacking at us.”

“I never knew how much I missed pickles and pickle juice. It's like, an overwhelming feeling that I can't even explain.”

“I don't eat friggin' lobster or anything like that. Because they're alive when you kill it.”