“I felt bad for the girls in my school, who flocked to prom like it was the second coming of Christ, complete with double-rainbows and unicorns.”

“Even as zombies, ridiculous prom gowns were the downfall of teenage girls, crippling them at the knees.”

“I never intended to become a zombie huntress; I had only intended to protest prom, high school’s last bastion of patriarchal society.”

“I felt bad for the girls in my school, who flocked to prom like it was the second coming of Christ, complete with double-rainbows and unicorns.”