“I had a dream about you last night... in it, I tried to sell a squirrel a deposit box to store his nuts in. He stole my cashews in the complimentary snack basket.”
Marshall Ramsay“I had a dream about you last night... I think flying saucer activity is pretty easy to explain; if I had one, I'd go joyriding too.”
Marshall Ramsay, Dreaming is for lovers“I had a dream about you last night... if atomic clocks are synced up to a satellite to keep their time accurate, where does the satellite get its time? Is there a chain of atomic clocks setting time for other atomic clocks?”
Marshall Ramsay, Dreaming is for lovers“I had a dream about you last night... in it, I tried to sell a squirrel a deposit box to store his nuts in. He stole my cashews in the complimentary snack basket.”
Marshall Ramsay, Dreaming is for lovers“I had a dream about you last night... in it, we wondered why dogs come in packs but you can't pack dogs.”
Marshall Ramsay, Dreaming is for lovers“I had a dream about you last night... and in it you said "Chin up; it only gets harder.”
Marshall Ramsay, Dreaming is for lovers“I had a dream about you last night... it was about a dreamer and a drifter walking into a bar. They start talking and swapping stories. No matter what the drifter says the dreamer always one-upped him. The drifter then woke up and realized he was the dreamer.”
Marshall Ramsay, Dreaming is for lovers“I had a dream about you last night... we tried to joke but neither could make any sense. We realized that puns are present in every language, though not shared by any of them.”
Marshall Ramsay, Dreaming is for lovers“I had a dream about you last night... I think I've realized why drive-in theatres are going extinct”
you can't yell at the guy in front to sit down.