“I had been a happy normal wife and mother in Orange County until ten years ago, when I was attacked by an evil vampire... and turned into one myself. It's made my life since gross and scary and, let's face it, weird.”
“I had been a happy normal wife and mother in Orange County until ten years ago, when I was attacked by an evil vampire... and turned into one myself. It's made my life since gross and scary and, let's face it, weird.”
J.R. Rain
“Was I altering the 'space-time continuum' or whatever they called it in time travel movies, just by existing right now? Perhaps I'd accidentally kill a mosquito that might have given some famous person a disease that killed them?”
J.R. Rain, Moon Bayou“You'll be in good hands with the colonel, you'll see."The colonel? Okay, I was obviously stuck in a Gone With the Wind theme park. Or maybe a Kentucky Fried Chicken farm.Or I was simply hallucinating...”
J.R. Rain, Moon Bayou“I guess us folks in California are kind of straitlaced and old-fashioned."Hahaha, I thought on the way downstairs. I never thought I'd say those words with a straight face...”
J.R. Rain, Moon Bayou“My first thought was that a tornado had somehow picked me up and carried me off, like in the Wizard of Oz. No old witches pedaled by, and I didn't see any flying farm animals or chicken coops, and after a few agonizing minutes, I fell deep into unconsciousness again.”
J.R. Rain, Moon Bayou“All that Anne Rice crap is true, I thought on my way out the door; New Orleans really does have a vampire problem.Besides me, of course.”
J.R. Rain, Moon Bayou“Am I right in thinkin' you've maybe been" - he dropped his voice - "the victim of an infamous outrage by the darkies?”
J.R. Rain, Moon Bayou“I put the carpetbag on a ledge, and then, hanging upside down by my razor-clawed feet, slept until sunset. A first for me, and actually quite comfortable.Lord help me.”
J.R. Rain, Moon Bayou“I had been a happy normal wife and mother in Orange County until ten years ago, when I was attacked by an evil vampire... and turned into one myself. It's made my life since gross and scary and, let's face it, weird.”
J.R. Rain, Moon Bayou“If I hear any more loud voices, you will both be auctioned off on eBay. I could use the extra money.”
J.R. Rain, Vampire Dawn“Hell hath no fury like a man embarrassed by a woman”
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