“I hate those Socratic dialogues where everything gets drawn out at the pace of an excessively logical snail.”

“It's wrong for libraries to have limited budgets.”

“There's a sunrise and a sunset every single day, and they're absolutely free. Don't miss so many of them.”

“Reading is awesome and flexible and fits around chores and earning money and building the future and whatever else I’m doing that day. My attitude towards reading is entirely Epicurean—reading is pleasure and I pursue it purely because I like it.”

“They could take the money from building enough nukes to kill all the Russians in the world and give it to libraries. What good does an independent nuclear deterrent do Britain, compared to the good of libraries?”

“Libraries really are wonderful. They're better than bookshops, even. I mean bookshops make a profit on selling you books, but libraries just sit there lending you books quietly out of the goodness of their hearts.”

“Trees are what paper was, and wants to be.”

“The worst of anything she could do to me would be to make me like her. That's why I ran away.”

“Interlibrary loans are a wonder of the world and a glory of civilization. Libraries really are wonderful. They’re better than bookshops, even. I mean bookshops make a profit on selling you books, but libraries just sit there lending you books quietly out of the goodness of their hearts.”

“Interlibrary loans are a wonder of the world and a glory of civilization.”

“My mother was a pathetic patchwork witch who had used magic so much to meddle in her own life that she had no integrity left and was nothing but a coil of hatreds consuming themselves in futility. We had already hedged her power, with the help of the fairies.”