“I have a crazy amount of different jobs, so the way I manage that is to not do more than one at a time. It's like old computers that had small memory chips, they would do something called swapping, where they would fill the memory with one task, do it and get it out.”

“If you're a woman and a guy's ever said anything romantic to you, he just left off the second part that would have made you sick if you could have heard it.”

“When I take my kids out for dinner or lunch, people smile at us.”

“Cars and cameras are the two things I let myself be materialistic about. I don't care about other stuff.”

“When I was first divorced, I started dating younger women, and it was really exciting. But after a while I was like, 'This is just dumb.'”

“When you're a father in a marriage, you sort of become the mother's assistant. And you sort of get a list from her every day and you run down the list and it feels very much like a chore.”

“Talking is always positive. That's why I talk too much.”

“It's a positive thing to talk about terrible things and make people laugh about them.”

“I'm bored' is a useless thing to say. You live in a great, big, vast world that you've seen none percent of.”

“I don't stop eating when I'm full. The meal isn't over when I'm full. It's over when I hate myself.”

“It's more fun to experience things when you don't know what's going to happen.”