“I have an education degree from the University of Minnesota, and I was a teacher for about a minute.”

“If somebody invented cigarettes today, the government would not legalize them.”

“My mom started smoking when she was 11. She went to the hill next door to try her first cigarette. She set the entire hill on fire, but it didn't deter her.”

“In the movies, Bette Davis lights two cigarettes and hands the second one to James Cagney. It was just so glamorous and romantic.”

“I have an education degree from the University of Minnesota, and I was a teacher for about a minute.”

“My grandmother was a teacher, my sister was a teacher, my daughter was a teacher and is now a superintendent in northern California, and my son-in-law is a high school principal. I am surrounded.”