“I hope I can never trust my wife. If I trust her it means I know her. If I know her it means I understand her. If I understand her it means I can control her, and if I can control her it would make her boring and uninteresting… Dear god I hope I can never trust my wife…”
“I hope I can never trust my wife. If I trust her it means I know her. If I know her it means I understand her. If I understand her it means I can control her, and if I can control her it would make her boring and uninteresting… Dear god I hope I can never trust my wife…”
Ben Mitchell
“Love is the one thing in this world that you should never have to go through alone… For unreciprocated love is the most soul crushing experience you will ever go through.”
Ben Mitchell“I imagine God creating humans was much like cavemen creating fire… First it sparkles brightly, full of life and beauty. But then it grows, stronger and fiercer until it becomes dangerous and uncontrollable… Then its creator can only stand on the hill and wait for his creation to die.”
Ben Mitchell“By passing your GCSEs you prove that you’re not an idiot… But by passing your A levels you prove that you’re smart”
Ben Mitchell“Now that I’ve reached the ripe old age of retirement, I feel it my duty to teach you everything I’ve learnt about love, so listen closely. Love is like… That’s as far as I’ve gotten I’m afraid.”
Ben Mitchell“Losing your virginity is a lot like when you find out that Santa doesn’t exist… First you’re slightly disappointed, and then you’re happy because you’re in on the secret”
Ben Mitchell“Hating Britain is a fundamental part of being British”
Ben Mitchell“You could say I’m so manly I don’t even allow manly stereotypes to influence my actions”
Ben Mitchell“I hope I can never trust my wife. If I trust her it means I know her. If I know her it means I understand her. If I understand her it means I can control her, and if I can control her it would make her boring and uninteresting… Dear god I hope I can never trust my wife…”
Ben Mitchell“No religion can fully accept another religion, that’s the one belief all religions share”
Ben Mitchell“My limits know me well enough to stay out of my way.”
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