“I make fun of situations and try and find the humor in things, but it's never at the expense of the other guy.”

“I make fun of situations and try and find the humor in things, but it's never at the expense of the other guy.”

“Phil Niekro and his brother were pitching against each other in Atlanta. Their parents were sitting right behind home plate. I saw their folks more that day than they did the whole weekend.”

“The biggest thrill a ballplayer can have is when your son takes after you. That happened when my Bobby was in his championship Little League game. He really showed me something. Struck out three times. Made an error that lost the game. Parents were throwing things at our car and swearing at us as we drove off. Gosh, I was proud.”

“Sure, women sportswriters look when they're in the clubhouse. Read their stories. How else do you explain a capital letter in the middle of a word?”

“I make fun of situations and try and find the humor in things, but it's never at the expense of the other guy.”