“I really hate sitcoms on television with canned laughter and stuff. What really makes me laugh is the real-life stuff. I've got a dry sense of humor.”

“Katie Price is no exception. She, too, is - in a distinctive way - a philosopher. Partially, Katie Price's philosophy is one of extraordinary confidence. She is remarkable not for her looks or antics but because of her tremendous self-assurance and her unwillingness to be intimidated by criticism or failure.”

“All I want is a gentleman. I'm sick to bloody death of bastards.”

“When I was younger, I used to say, One day I'll be famous.”

“I really hate sitcoms on television with canned laughter and stuff. What really makes me laugh is the real-life stuff. I've got a dry sense of humor.”

“I'm so loud, as if I know what I'm on about,but deep inside, I'm so insecure.Just a little girl.”