“I suppose not everyone has a dad who wrote a book saying he didn't believe in the Parliamentary road to socialism.”

“New Labour leader Ed Miliband announces plan to 'make this party slightly less unelectable by 2015'. He added: 'I am Ed, the Almighty One.'Defeated brother David Miliband overheard muttering: 'Now I know how Wayne Christ felt after little Jesus came along.”

“I suppose not everyone has a dad who wrote a book saying he didn't believe in the Parliamentary road to socialism.”

“Freedom and opportunity are precious gifts and the purpose of our politics is to expand them, for all our people.”

“And think of how we challenged the idea of a male dominated Parliament with All-Women shortlists and made the cause of gender equality central to our government. We were right to do so.”

“Under Ed Miliband's leadership, we are changing both our party's structures and culture.”