“I think it's a comedian's job to make everything funny. Nothing is off-limits.”

“I think it's a comedian's job to make everything funny. Nothing is off-limits.”

“I personally don't believe people really grow. They just learn stuff when they were a kid, and hold on to it, and that affects every relationship they have.”

“Usually, if I think something is really funny, I'm not gonna test it. I'll just test it when I'm onstage.”

“I think it's a comedian's job to make everything funny. Nothing is off-limits.”

“I call 'Community' the best day job in the world, because between takes, I get to write music. I get to write sketches. I get to write movies. It's the best job ever.”

“The thing about stand-up was, I was doing all this sketch and YouTube stuff where I was not being censored and I got to do my own thing, and it was really cool.”

“I just keep losing. I mean, some people just...are supposed to lose? For balance in the universe? I mean, like, are there just some people on earth who...are supposed to be here just to make it easier for the winners?”

“I don’t want to sit there and be like, ‘Oh, I don’t care what the audience thinks.’ It does matter to me. I just want them to think, to be honest.”