“I was a postman one Christmas and I developed a morbid fear of dogs.”

“I was a postman one Christmas and I developed a morbid fear of dogs.”

“In politics, the people I most despise are those who have no values.”

“The honest truth is that if this government were to propose the massacre of the first-born, it would still have no difficulty in getting it through the Commons.”

“Families are struggling against a tide of junk information on junk food.”

“When fast food is not a treat but a dietary staple, the children surf the internet all day in dark corners of the room and are bombarded with latest gadgets. Things replace parental standards.”

“I was a postman one Christmas and I developed a morbid fear of dogs.”