“If a woman likes another woman she's cordial. If she doesn't like her she's very cordial.”

“As I understand it, sport is hard work for which you do not get paid.”

“Humor is merely tragedy standing on its head with its pants torn.”

“If a woman likes another woman she's cordial. If she doesn't like her she's very cordial.”

“A good storyteller is a person who has a good memory and hopes other people haven't.”

“I've just learned about his illness let's hope it's nothing trivial.”