“If God wanted us in the ocean, he wouldn’t have made the land.”

“If God wanted us in the ocean, he wouldn’t have made the land.”

“She knows that it's not my fault if I don't know how many Zs there are in LOSER.”

“If God wanted us in the ocean, he wouldn’t have made the land.”

“Then I say, "Let's go and brush our teeth." So Lola says, "But Charlie, I can't brush my teeth because somebody is using my tooth." "But who would use your toothbrush?" I ask. Lola says "I think that lion. I saw a lion with my toothbrush and now he's brushing his teeth with it." "But it isn't this your toothbrush Lola?" "Oh," says Lola, "he must be using yours.”