“If I can make a teacher's salary doing comedy, I think that's better than being a teacher.”

“If I can make a teacher's salary doing comedy, I think that's better than being a teacher.”

“The worst thing to call somebody is crazy. It's dismissive. "I don't understand this person. So they're crazy." That's bullshit. These people are not crazy. They strong people. Maybe their environment is a little sick.”

“I felt in a lot of instances I was deliberately being put through stress because when you're a guy who generates money, people have a vested interested in controlling you.”

“Most of the people around me have a vested interest in how much money I make. You know, so a celebrity could find themselves in a position where people could have meetings about their life without them involved. And when I say 'their life' I mean not their professional life either. They could talk about their personal life.”

“If I can make a teacher's salary doing comedy, I think that's better than being a teacher.”

“Being famous is great, it's not like bad or horrible or anything.”

“I love being famous - it's phenomenal.”

“I'm famous today. People like me today. Might not like me tomorrow. You can't count on it.”

“You can become famous but you can't become unfamous. You can become infamous but not unfamous.”

“I think extreme sports are really good for relieving stress.”

“I'm cool with failing so long as I know that there are people around me that love me unconditionally.”