“If I was in deep shit with Lilian before, I was snorkeling at the waste treatment plant now.”

“No wonder Thanksgiving was my favorite—you can't buy it, wrap it, or put it under a tree, and even the greeting card companies can't seem to make a buck off of it. It's just a meal, with people who you love and who love you back, no matter what.”

“If I was in deep shit with Lilian before, I was snorkeling at the waste treatment plant now.”

“So much for the bimbo alert; if she read books like that, then there was a light on upstairs, above the splendid front porch.”