“If it were not for the presents, an elopement would be preferable.”

“If it were not for the presents, an elopement would be preferable.”

“To insure peace of mind ignore the rules and regulations.”

“The time to enjoy a European trip is about three weeks after unpacking.”

“It is not time for mirth and laughter, the cold, gray dawn of the morning after.”

“A people so primitive that they did not know how to get money except by working for it.”

“The time to enjoy a European trip is about three weeks after unpacking.”

“Nothing is improbable until it moves into the past tense.”

“One man's poison ivy is another man's spinach.”

“In uplifting get underneath.”

“For parlour use the vague generality is a lifesaver.”