“If life was fair ... one third of the people would comprise of judges and lawyers ... one third of police and prison officials ... and one third of legislators ... and one third more to make the other three thirds make any sense at all .... Thank goodness for no fair.”
Brian Spellman“Ignorance is bliss. Wisdom is blisters.”
Brian Spellman“With good morality first candidates you'll get bad candor, bad ethics, bad loyalty and bad morality - lastly bad odor will surface to save the day if you maintain good optimism like I do.”
Brian Spellman“Our archaeological ancestry lost hair while growing sweat glands to reduce panting in the hot African sun. One outcome evolved the origin of our speech. Another conquered our ability to shut the hell up and listen. Now? Politicians grunting "On the Origin of Speeches" past one another.”
Brian Spellman“Spare the rod and spoil the Memorial Day rotisserie.”
Brian Spellman“He who lives by the sword shall die by the sword ... unless he's a general.”
Brian Spellman“He who laughs last laughs ... doesn't get it.”
Brian Spellman“Nostalgia was never what it used to be.”
Brian Spellman“I'm nostalgic for a better tomorrow.”
Brian Spellman“I can't answer you in a nutshell. We wouldn't fit unless we saw the same shrink.”
Brian Spellman“If sensing so badly of yourself you also sense a need to make me sense that, then I sense sadly that you cannot make better sense … sadder still if you cannot sense my sincerity.”
Brian Spellman