“If the Olympics ever included American soccer, I can only hope it would be basketball instead of football. Even chess can hurt if you try too hard.”

“Each year, take a step aside, look back, and recognize how the people you have met, what you have read, and what you've heard, have changed you slightly for the better or maybe slightly worse. Similarly, you can respect that each day you learn more, you understand less, so the more you understand, the less you express a desire to learn. If this seems too deep, remember that I know nothing, and am literally a fool and still a kid, relatively.”

“If the Olympics ever included American soccer, I can only hope it would be basketball instead of football. Even chess can hurt if you try too hard.”

“Employing yourself costs less than employing someone else but more than working. The marginal cost/revenue of education.”

“Do not shoot. Please.If you are convinced that you are not a liar, you probably analyze every one, instead of evaluating nothing. Questions are the most effective advertisements.”

“Promoting pathology beneath neurosis to instill victimization is propoganda.”

“Cleaning and breathing rival the practice of gardening or reading in their passive difficulty.”

“Imitations are not flattering. Nobody likes feeling like an option,”

“If you have someone to love, something to do, and something to hope for, your life is better than most battle.”

“If integrity was legal, honesty would be a crime.”

“Patience usually requires a little apathy.”