“If there is a 50-50 chance that something can go wrong, then 9 times out of ten it will.”

“I am fiercely loyal to those willing to put their money where my mouth is.”

“If 'pro' is the opposite of 'con' what is the opposite of 'progress'?”

“If there is a 50-50 chance that something can go wrong, then 9 times out of ten it will.”

“In times like these, it helps to recall that there have always been times like these.”

“Golf is a game in which you yell 'fore,' shoot six, and write down five.”

“In times like these it helps to recall that there have always been times like these.”