“If you have anything to tell me of importance for God's sake begin at the end.”

“Human beings aren't orchids we must draw something from the soil we grow in.”

“One loses so many laughs by not laughing at oneself.”

“A human being isn't an orchid he must draw something from the soil he grows in.”

“Why is it that when people have no capacity for private usefulness they should be so anxious to serve the public?”

“One loses many laughs by not laughing at oneself.”

“Clothes and courage have much to do with each other.”

“We often say that we fear no invasion from the south but the armies of the south have already crossed the border - American enterprise American capital is taking rapid possession of our mines and our water power our oil areas and our timber limits.”

“If you have anything to tell me of importance for God's sake begin at the end.”