“If you have lived your life in such a way that no one has ever found you obnoxious then you have my condolences for you have never really lived.”

“I think Liberals may tend to be more people oriented, whereas Conservatives are more task oriented. It makes Liberals look softheaded to Conservatives and Conservatives hardhearted to Liberals. I'm a Libertarian for the most part. I guess we're just assholes. Practical, critical thinking assholes who ask evil selfish questions like Why are we being punished for something someone else did or might possibly do?, Who is supposed to pay for this? and What about my children and their future?”

“If you have lived your life in such a way that no one has ever found you obnoxious then you have my condolences for you have never really lived.”