“If you want to impress someone, simply make up a vocation and preface it with the words “molecular” or “theoretical” (as in “molecular biologist” or “theoretical physicist”). After you do this no one will question the veracity of anything you say—whether it is related to your putative vocation or not.”
Clifford Cohen“His problem is that he doesn’t want anyone until he can have anyone he wants.”
Clifford Cohen“There are four stages to a person’s career:In Stage 1 you are enthusiastic about your work, but inexperienced (start of your career).In Stage 2 you are both enthusiastic about your work and have gained experience (top of your career).In Stage 3 you’re tired of your work, but you are also still competent/experienced (maintenance stage).In Stage 4 you are sick of your work, and because you haven’t been motivated to keep up with your profession, you are now, once again, inexperienced relative to the state-of-the-art in your field (end of career).”
Clifford Cohen“Don’t ask a yes or no question unless the person being asked can say no without hesitation.”
Clifford Cohen“You are not a better or wiser person simply because you’ve ceased to care.”
Clifford Cohen“Observing stupidity in others is a sure sign of stupidity in the observer.”
Clifford Cohen“Just because something is ubiquitous does not mean that it is innocuous.”
Clifford Cohen“Two examples of irony:...a cheap knock-off of a Chinese Ming vase…made in China....getting murdered in a graveyard.”
Clifford Cohen