“If your self-respect's for sale, don't complain when someone tries to bargain.”

“Cheaper'n recyclin' yer nose tissues. --Mema”

“Prouder than a preschooler showin' refrigerator art!”

“Never trust a woman hoarding a half-eaten bag of M&M's.”

“If your self-respect's for sale, don't complain when someone tries to bargain.”

“Happier'n young'uns bustin' outta school fer summer break!”