“If you're gonna shoot an elephant Mr. Schneider, you better be prepared to finish the job.”

“The Bluebird of Happiness long absent from his life, Ned is visited by the Chicken of Depression.”

“I don't believe in the concept of hell, but if I did I would think of it as filled with people who were cruel to animals.”

“I don't know where my ideas come from. I will admit, however, that one key ingredient is caffeine. I get a couple cups of coffee into me and weird things just start to happen.”

“If you're gonna shoot an elephant Mr. Schneider, you better be prepared to finish the job.”

“Welcome to Hell. Here's your accordion.”