“...if you've never been cussed out by a Siamese, you don't know what profanity is all about!”

“The cats were relaxing in a patch of sunlight on the rug without a thought in their sleek brown heads. What matter to them that it was Sunday-or even Thursday? Every day was Today in their scheme of things, and there was no such thing as Yesterday or Tomorrow.”

“A library card is the start of a lifelong adventure.”

“that's what i mean about cats. they're always trying to make fools of us humans.”

“...if you've never been cussed out by a Siamese, you don't know what profanity is all about!”

“People who really appreciated animals always asked their names.”

“Dogs have their day but cats have 365.”