“I'm actually a perpetual 13-year-old. I've never advanced beyond 13. Every day, tomorrow is my 14th birthday. That's my kind of humor.”

“I call myself the Amusement Park. That's because I'm funny and scary at the same time.”

“It wasn't until after I became famous that people noticed I played in the NFL. I kind of snuck in!”

“I love the urban comedies, because they keep you famous, keep you having fun, and keep you in love with the business. Those are my roots. I'll always love doing those.”

“I'm actually a perpetual 13-year-old. I've never advanced beyond 13. Every day, tomorrow is my 14th birthday. That's my kind of humor.”

“IT'S ME!”