“I'm going to write a book about an intelligent woman who does stupid things when it comes to men. I'll call it, "My Memoirs.”

“I'm going to write a book about an intelligent woman who does stupid things when it comes to men. I'll call it, "My Memoirs.”

“I would rather be a real Timex than a fake Rolex.”

“Knock-offs may look good, but they never last as long as the real thing.”