“I'm Jewish and my wife isn't so right now we're literally decorating a Christmas tree with Jewish stars draped around it.”

“For a girl, the wedding is when you're married. For a guy, it's when you get engaged. It takes a real aggressive human being to back out between the ring and the wedding.”

“I'm Jewish and my wife isn't so right now we're literally decorating a Christmas tree with Jewish stars draped around it.”