“I'm just a guy who happens to work in public from time to time. I've built a reputation as an established comic, not as a celebrity - a celebrity is someone who is famous but doesn't do anything.”
Dylan Moran“And I'm not saying it's a bad song, you know, or anything like that. All I'm saying is that if you get, I don't know, a broom, say, and dip it in some brake fluid, put the other end up my arse, stick me on a trampoline in a moving lift, and I would write a better song on the walls. That's all I'm saying.”
Dylan Moran“He looks like a horse in a man costume!”
Dylan Moran“I don't know that you're able to measure your aggregate wisdom as you go through life. I can't say that I ever feel that I'm sitting on top of a growing mound of wisdom.”
Dylan Moran“I have a very low level of recognition, which is fine by me.”
Dylan Moran“Children are the most honest critics. They will say 'You're funny', but also 'You're pathetic - go away.'”
Dylan Moran“I fear we might be losing the basic human facility to be alone - and with that you throw out independent decision-making, what to trust, what not to trust; key stuff - a perilous loss.”
Dylan Moran“I think that women just have a primeval instinct to make soup, which they will try to foist on anybody who looks like a likely candidate.”
Dylan Moran“I don't want to do panel games or adverts. I really like challenges. I always get roles as an art teacher or a photographer. In the future I want to play something like a mugger/assassin/pastry chef.”
Dylan Moran“I'm just a guy who happens to work in public from time to time. I've built a reputation as an established comic, not as a celebrity - a celebrity is someone who is famous but doesn't do anything.”
Dylan Moran“I'm actually about as famous as a fourth division footballer from the 70s.”
Dylan Moran