“I'm not overweight I'm just nine inches too short.”

“I'm not overweight I'm just nine inches too short.”

“I'm not overweight I'm just nine inches too short.”

“In Hollywood all marriages are happy. It's trying to live together afterwards that causes problems.”

“Whenever you want to marry someone go have lunch with his ex-wife.”

“Whenever you want to marry someone, go have lunch with his ex-wife”