“I'm only drinking white wine because I'm on a diet and I don't eat.”
“I'm only drinking white wine because I'm on a diet and I don't eat.”
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“For some, the left testicle is larger than the right one. For Chuck Norris, each testicle is larger than the other one.”
Oliver Oliver Reed“Chuck Norris will never have a heart attack. His heart isn't nearly foolish enough to attack him.”
Oliver Oliver Reed“When Chuck Norris calls 911 it's to ask if everything is ok.”
Oliver Oliver Reed“Chuck Norris is the only human being to display the Heisenberg uncertainty principle -- you can never know both exactly where and how quickly he will roundhouse kick you in the face.”
Oliver Oliver Reed“Yo Mama’s so poor, when I lit her house on fire, the cockroaches came out singing, “Clap your hands, stomp your feet, praise the Lord, we got some heat!”
Oliver Oliver Reed, 155 World's Funniest YO MAMA Jokes“Yo Mama’s so ugly that your father takes her to work with him so that he doesn't have to kiss her goodbye.”
Oliver Oliver Reed, 155 World's Funniest YO MAMA Jokes“Yo Mama’s so ugly, when she joined an ugly contest, they said, “Sorry, no professionals.”
Oliver Oliver Reed, 155 World's Funniest YO MAMA Jokes“Yo Mama’s so ugly, her dentist treats her by mail order.”
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