“I'm so patriotic, I think every British kid should have a chance to grow up to be our head of state.”

“I'm so patriotic, I think every British kid should have a chance to grow up to be our head of state.”

“The US head of state grew up on food stamps. The British head of state grew up on the postage stamps.”

“I'm so patriotic, I think every British kid should have a chance to grow up to be our head of state.”

“I got my dad a great father's Day present. He called to say: 'Ach. Zis present is so good I now think it vas almost vorth having children.”

“I respect you as a person too much to respect your ridiculous beliefs.”