“In the short term, it would make me happy to go play outside. In the long term, it would make me happier to do well at school and become successful. But in the VERY long term, I know which will make better memories.”
“In the short term, it would make me happy to go play outside. In the long term, it would make me happier to do well at school and become successful. But in the VERY long term, I know which will make better memories.”
Bill Watterson
“You know, sometimes the world seems like a pretty mean place.' 'That's why animals are so soft and huggy.”
Bill Watterson, Scientific Progress Goes "Boink": A Calvin and Hobbes Collection“I say if a novelty Christmas song is funny one time, then it is funny every time. - Calvin”
Bill Watterson, Homicidal Psycho Jungle Cat: A Calvin and Hobbes Collection“The problem with the future is that it keeps turning into the present.”
Bill Watterson“Shutting off the thought process is not rejuvenating the mind is like a car battery - it recharges by running. ”
Bill Watterson“Mothers are the necessity of invention.”
Bill Watterson“If your knees aren't green by the end of the day, you ought to seriously re-examine your life.”
Bill Watterson“I won't eat any cereal that doesn't turn the milk purple.”
Bill Watterson“Why waste time learning, when ignorance is instantaneous?”
Bill Watterson“The surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is that it has never tried to contact us.”
Bill Watterson“If people sat outside and looked at the stars each night, I'll bet they'd live a lot differently.”
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