“In view of the fact that God limited the intelligence of man, it seems unfair that He did not also limit his stupidity.”

“The art of politics consists in knowing precisely when it is necessary to hit an opponent slightly below the belt.”

“A thick skin is a gift from God.”

“History is the sum total of things that could have been avoided.”

“In view of the fact that God limited the intelligence of man, it seems unfair that He did not also limit his stupidity.”

“A thick skin is a gift from God.”

“The good Lord set definite limits on man's wisdom but set no limits on his stupidity - and that's just not fair.”

“We all live under the same sky but we don't all have the same horizon.”