“It is an inside joke of history that all its most exciting adventures inevitably end their careers as homework. Beheadings, rebellions, thousand-year wars, incest on the royal throne, electricity, art, opera, dogs in outer space.”
B.J. Novak“But I didn't mind. I loved that everything was cataloged and ready to go and that I was technically now living and sleeping in a library.”
B.J. Novak“It is an inside joke of history that all its most exciting adventures inevitably end their careers as homework. Beheadings, rebellions, thousand-year wars, incest on the royal throne, electricity, art, opera, dogs in outer space.”
B.J. Novak, One More Thing: Stories and Other Stories“What needed to stop was the succession of dates with these relatively impressive, relatively interesting people, when I could tell from the first minute that everyone here was going to end as a runner-up in a long race to nowhere in particular, broken-down, exhausted, no one wearing a medal.”
B.J. Novak, One More Thing: Stories and Other Stories“He kissed her for an eternity, which was fine, because heaven had eternities to burn. Then he kissed her for another.”
B.J. Novak, One More Thing: Stories and Other Stories“We talked for four hours. I don't remember most of it, but often a little moment in an unrelated conversation or alone on the street will trigger a memory of it I didn't know I had. So I know it's all there somewhere.”
B.J. Novak, One More Thing: Stories and Other Stories“We talked for four hours. I don't remember most of it, but often a little moment in an unrelated conversation or alone on the street will trigger a memory of it that I didn't know I had. So I know it's all there somewhere.”
B.J. Novak, One More Thing: Stories and Other Stories“I think it's better to not know certain things. It gives the world an extra bit of mystery, which is important to us as human beings.”
B.J. Novak, One More Thing: Stories and Other Stories“And anyone will tell you that's the whole point. You want to meet someone who likes the same things you do, and who likes you most when you're most being yourself.”
B.J. Novak, One More Thing: Stories and Other Stories