“It was a show that you played at home and you're saying to the contestant do this and do that. When you at home are involved in yelling at the screen, then you know you've got an audience.”

“It was a show that you played at home and you're saying to the contestant do this and do that. When you at home are involved in yelling at the screen, then you know you've got an audience.”

“Actually, I'm an overnight success, but it took twenty years.”

“Actually I'm an overnight success. But it took twenty years.”

“I swiftly discovered that there are few things in DIY (and possibly life) that can't be solved with a large mallet, a bag of ten-centimetre nails and some swearing.”

“Actually, I'm an overnight success. But it took twenty years.”

“So many doors around here, I'm surprised your name isn't Monty Hall.”