“It was his vocation to pleasure as many women as possible, in pursuit of his own pleasure. It was as close to a job as he got.”

“She opened one eye. “The goddess Artemis is going to talk to the supreme god Zeus … about me?” “Yup.” She closed her eyes again. “I’m so not okay.”

“God Lord, give me strength. Please keep the local firefighters away from me. Keep me out of the path of hardened abs and tall men in uniform, for they are bastards, one and all. Amen”

“It was his vocation to pleasure as many women as possible, in pursuit of his own pleasure. It was as close to a job as he got.”