“It's 1am, I have fiction to write!”

“In the constant pursuit of perfection, junk food will always be a rather painful stumbling block”

“So I am not at all interested in this whole 'she-shed' thing, I love my 'man-cave' - after all, cave is much more sturdy than a shed and there is always a chance that it's the entrance to Batman's secret hideout.”

“One of my favourite things about being an author is waking up knowing that there are worlds just waiting to be discovered and created.”

“It's 1am, I have fiction to write!”

“I write in a fantasy world so I can make up my own rules and can change facts when I want to. It's all about having control.”

“Bon Jovi is most definitely the key to how I am able to write so much in a day”

“Your vile and bitter diatribes only serve to show how vile and bitter you must be.”

“My level of excitement is above cricket proportions”

“It was a dark, dismal afternoon, like they all seem to bethese days, when I got this call. I could hear the rainbattering the windowpane of my office when the phone rang.”

“It is the prerogative of women to make men wait.”