“It's sad and upsetting when you see somebody crying hysterically, but at the same time it's real funny.”

“Seth Green, he and I are trying to figure out how this all came about. Because we don't remember what came first, the chicken or the egg, no pun intended. But I don't remember what came first, 'Robot Chicken' or our friendship, because we've known each other for so long.”

“It's sad and upsetting when you see somebody crying hysterically, but at the same time it's real funny.”

“There's no greater way to gain an audience's sympathy than by being unfortunate.”