“I've come to learn that what really matters is the relationship, the quality of the relationship.”

“I've come to learn that what really matters is the relationship, the quality of the relationship.”

“I've come to learn that what really matters is the relationship, the quality of the relationship.”

“Whatever your favorite food is, if you eat it every day for a month, you're going to get sick of it.”

“If you don't have a job right now, and you have a computer and a basic intelligence level, I guarantee you can get a great job, paying really well, in less than three months. How? Learn to program.”

“I try to explain to people that the only way to be cool is to be who you truly are, and the only way to live life is to do the things that you want to do and be the person that you want to be no matter who that is or what that is or how you have to do it. That's the only way you can be genuinely happy.”

“When I give speeches at college, I don't tell stories, I talk about what it is to live your dreams and take the path less traveled.”

“The general intellectual level of South Florida is somewhere just above "functionally retarded".”

“If people try to judge you or shame you for doing safe, consensual things that make you happy, I can guarantee you they're bad people.”

“Leave it up to hipster nerds to pretend to hate something that they actually want”

“No one has it all figured out, especially not the people who are acting like they do and judging you because of it. Pretending to be something you aren't because you're trying to please a bunch of judgmental hypocrites and shitheads is not the way to be happy. Living the life you want to live is. It really is that simple.”