“I've never been thrown out of a pub, but I've fallen into quite a few”

“Better to be a successful failure, than to fail at success.”

“When you suspect old age is catching up with you, live faster!”

“In life there are squares and there are circles, sometimes it's best to be an oblong”

“Sleepwalking is the perfect exorcise for lazy people”

“You are only limited by your own imagination”

“If you count sheep before you go to sleep, are you barrrrr'd from dreams?”

“Going down in history is a dead end pursuit”

“If your dreams seem to be drifting away, wake up!”

“Always blow your own trumpet, blowing someone else’s is unhygienic”

“Love will never let you down, if you don't give it up”