“Wedding: the point at which a man stops toasting a woman and begins roasting her.”
Helen Rowland“Flirting is the gentle art of making a man feel pleased with himself.”
Helen Rowland“After a few years of marriage a man can look right at a woman without seeing her and a woman can see right through a man without looking at him.”
Helen Rowland“A husband is what is left of a lover, after the nerve has been extracted.”
Helen Rowland“A bride at her second marriage does not wear a veil. She wants to see what she is getting.”
Helen Rowland