Jerry Ford is so dumb he can't fart and chew gum at the same time.

Jerry Ford is so dumb he can't fart and chew gum at the same time.

Lyndon B. Johnson
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Henry David Thoreau, Susan B. Anthony, W. E. B. DuBois, and Lyndon B. Johnson are just a few of the famous Americans who taught. They resisted the fantasy of educators as saints or saviors, and understood teaching as a job in which the potential for children’s intellectual transcendence and social mobility, though always present, is limited by real-world concerns such as poor training, low pay, inadequate supplies, inept administration, and impoverished students and families. These teachers’ stories, and those of less well-known teachers, propel this history forward and help us understand why American teaching has evolved into such a peculiar profession, one attacked and admired in equal proportion.

Dana Goldstein, The Teacher Wars: A History of America's Most Embattled Profession
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Freedom is not enough.

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I believe we can continue the Great Society while we fight in Vietnam.

Lyndon B. Johnson
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We have the opportunity to move not only toward the rich society and the powerful society, but upward to the Great Society.

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In our home there was always prayer - aloud, proud and unapologetic.

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The vote is the most powerful instrument ever devised by man for breaking down injustice and destroying the terrible walls which imprison men because they are different from other men.

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Our purpose in Vietnam is to prevent the success of aggression. It is not conquest, it is not empire, it is not foreign bases, it is not domination. It is, simply put, just to prevent the forceful conquest of South Vietnam by North Vietnam.

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There is but one way for a president to deal with Congress, and that is continuously, incessantly, and without interruption. If it is really going to work, the relationship has got to be almost incestuous.

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Education is not a problem. Education is an opportunity.

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Until justice is blind to color, until education is unaware of race, until opportunity is unconcerned with the color of men's skins, emancipation will be a proclamation but not a fact.

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