“Leaving knots untied and scattering seeds to distract them will only work on vampires with OCD.”
“Leaving knots untied and scattering seeds to distract them will only work on vampires with OCD.”
Molly Harper
“Love? Love is for children and poor people...”
Molly Harper, Better Homes and Hauntings“Up until two years ago, I was one of the top-selling real estate agents in the tricounty area. I went to a convention in Boca Raton. I had one too many margaritas, met a tall, pale, and handsome man in the bar, and woke up a vampire.""I was mistaken for a deer and got shot," I offered.""Oh.”
Molly Harper, Nice Girls Don't Have Fangs“I grabbed my purse, which was conveniently place by the front door. Gabriel was such a considerate abductor/host. He even left the front door unpadlocked.”
Molly Harper, Nice Girls Don't Have Fangs“Some vampires wouldn't react if you shoved a rosary down their pants, though I wouldn't recommend testing the theory.”
Molly Harper, Nice Girls Don't Have Fangs“You are the night.""I am the night," I repeated."You are the night."I cocked my head, sending him a questioning look. "I am the night?""Jane!""Why is it that when you say my name, it sounds like a curse word?”
Molly Harper, Nice Girls Don't Have Fangs“Leaving knots untied and scattering seeds to distract them will only work on vampires with OCD.”
Molly Harper, Nice Girls Don't Have Fangs“I fixed your car," he said, tossing the keys from a jade dish on the little maple end table.I palmed them and eyed him speculatively. "You fixed my car?""I have walked the earth for more than a century. I managed to pick up some skills along the way," he said, before reluctantly adding, "and one of them is finding skilled mechanics."I smirked, leaning against the wall. "You almost had me there.""I supervised," he insisted.”
Molly Harper, Nice Girls Don't Have Fangs“My grandma Ruthie, Jettie's sister, had been married four times, so many times I started calling every old man I saw at the grocery store Grandpa.”
Molly Harper, Nice Girls Don't Have Fangs“I always hoped for this spark of chemistry and compatibility, a flash of clarity to let me know that this was the guy, this was the time, so I should leg go and enjoy myself. But it never came. And by no small coincidence, neither did I.”
Molly Harper, Nice Girls Don't Have Fangs“I offered you a choice, and you took it."I shot him what I hoped was a truly scathing glare. "Some choice. I was dying. Some drunk shot me from a pickup. Why wouldn't I have just woken up with gonorrhea like every other girl of loose moral fiber?”
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