“Leprechauns are not twee beings dreamed up by the tourist board, but warriors of legend. That name comes from the Celtic god of commerce and war, Lugh. Their mission, their life’s work, is to protect the gold. What better way to hide it than to become a joke, a story nobody takes seriously?”

“Elvis is the soul of discretion.”

“I am not going to ask that old man if his family home is haunted!”

“Turns out there’s a reason smoking is not allowed on construction sites.”

“This house has enough nooks and crannies for English muffins.”

“You tell me the dead are coming through a crack in my barn, but I shouldn’t worry?”

“I’ve worked with freshmen that were easier than this.”

“Elvis is in the kitchen and he’s making eggs Benedict!”

“Banks frown when employees torch the home of their principal account holder.”

“He thinks you were trapped in a tree in the 1920s. How is that not crazy?”

“Maybe you’re worried that I won’t seduce you?”