“Let me tell you a secret, a tremendous and wonderful secret. Let me share with you something so valuable that any schoolboy would gladly trade his most treasured procession to find out what I shall tell you.”

“Let me tell you a secret, a tremendous and wonderful secret. Let me share with you something so valuable that any schoolboy would gladly trade his most treasured procession to find out what I shall tell you.”

“A week is a long time in the life of a child.”

“The minds of small children are more interested in clockwork trains, jumping in puddles and other important childhood endeavours.”