“Liberals feel unworthy of their possessions. Conservatives feel they deserve everything they've stolen.”

“My life needs editing.”

“I used to go to two movies every week for the Saturday matinee when I was a kid.”

“Professional comedians, surprisingly, have a lack of humor. They're insensitive to the insanity of our times.”

“Reagan won because he ran against Jimmy Carter. Had he run unopposed he would have lost.”

“The bravest thing that men do is love women.”

“Liberals feel unworthy of their possessions. Conservatives feel they deserve everything they've stolen.”

“My life needs editing. ”