“Life is made up of sobs, sniffles, and smiles, with sniffles predominating.”

“Life is made up of sobs, sniffles, and smiles, with sniffles predominating.”

“I see the game now. You can't write with ink, and you can't write with your own heart's blood, but you can write with the heart's blood of some one else. You have to be a cad before you can be an artist. O’Henry 'The Plutonian Fire' (1905)”

“Oh, I know what to do when I see victuals coming toward me in little old Bagdad-on-the-Subway. I strike the asphalt three times with my forehead and get ready to spiel yarns for my supper.”

“The Give and Take Athletic Association lived up to its name. The hall of the association in Orchard street was fitted out with muscle- making inventions. With the fibres thus builded up the members were wont to engage the police and rival social and athletic organisations in joyous combat. Between these more serious occupations the Saturday night hop with the paper-box factory girls came as a refining influence and as an efficient screen.”

“I wanted to paint a picture some day that people would stand before and forget that it was made of paint. I wanted it to creep into them like a bar of music and mushroom there like a soft bullet.”

“The leading lady had a large and saving sense of humor. But there is nothing that blunts the sense of humor more quickly than a few months of one-night stands. Even O. Henry could have seen nothing funny about that room.”

“We may achieve climate, but weather is thrust upon us.”

“Life is made up of sobs, sniffles, and smiles, with sniffles predominating.”

“If men knew how women pass the time when they are alone, they'd never marry.”

“Turn up the lights. I don't want to go home in the dark.”

“There is one day that is ours. Thanksgiving Day is the one day that is purely American.”